She's always high in heels

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YO YO YO ALL YOU SUCKA MC’S AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON ME FROM MY GRADES TO MY LINES YOU CAN’T TOUCH KEVIN G I’M A MATHLETE SO NERD IS INFERED BUT FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD I’M LIKE JAMES BOND THE THIRD SH-SH-SHAKEN NOT STIRRED I’M KEVIN GNAPOOR THE G IS SILENT WHEN I SNEAK THROUGH YOUR DOOR AND MAKE LOVE TO YOUR WOMAN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR I DON’T PLAY LIKE SHAGGY BUT YOU’LL KNOW IT WAS ME ‘CAUSE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER SHE’LL BE LIKE “OH, KEVIN G”

“Thank you Kevin. That’s enough”

Happy Holidays everybody!

(via feel-loves-keen-sting)

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

(Source: some-blonde, via lifeholdsno-promises)